Michael Jackson's Trials

Michael Jackson's Trials


The Ongoing Trials of The Late Michael Jackson

Monday, July 19, 2004

Virgin Birth

It seems that Michael Jackson is happily living his life as "normal", despite the upcoming trial for alleged child molestation.

It is reported that he is to become a father again. It seems that an unknown "actress" has consented to be artificially inseminated with Jackson sperm, and carry the singer's child.

In choosing whose DNA should be mixed with his, Jackson based his decision on the fact that this "actress" wrote to him; expressing support for him in the upcoming trial.

It seems to me that given the amount of fans who have written similar letters, there could be quite a large gene pool for him to select from (assuming that this is his normal mating selection procedure).

By the way, the reports indicate that she could be carrying four embryos.

Call me old fashioned, but don't celebrities do it the "old fashioned way" anymore?

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