Michael Jackson's Trials

Michael Jackson's Trials


The Ongoing Trials of The Late Michael Jackson

Sunday, August 29, 2004

Ear Today, Gone Tomorrow

Appearances can be deceptive; it seems that Michael Jackson's nose contains parts of his ear.

That at least is what Dr Werner Mang, a celebrity plastic surgeon, is reported to have said. Dr Mang claims that Jackson's nose was in such a poor state, that parts of Jackson's ear had to be used to hold it together.

Dr Mang is concerned that Michael Jackson has overdone the plastic surgery, just a tad, and has issued a public warning that no more "cuts" should be made.

Mang is reported to have theorised, that Jackson wants to turn himself into a white woman.

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