The absence of new information concerning the forthcoming Michael Jackson trial, in January 2005, has caused consternation in the media.
In order to fill the void, they are now forced to make stories up; albeit that they are clearly spoofs.
One such spoof was played on Channel 955 Detroit. It consists of a phone interview with "Michael Jackson", concerning his alleged fatherhood of quads.
To listen to the spoof, visit Channel 955 Detroit.