Michael Jackson's Trials

Michael Jackson's Trials

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The Ongoing Trials of The Late Michael Jackson

Tuesday, August 17, 2004

Porky Pies

Oh dear, it seems that Michael Jackson may have been telling "porkies" (lies) in relation to his alleged "manhandling" by law enforcement officers last year.

An inquiry has concluded that the story was a fabrication. Jackson may now face charges for filing a false report, on top of those relating to child molestation.

The investigation took a staggering 2500 hours, and covered over 160 witnesses. I trust that if Jackson is charged with filing a false report, he is made to pay for the cost of this investigation!

Yesterday saw a family reunion. The entire Jackson clan turned up to Santa Barbara, to watch Michael's nemesis (Tom Sneddon) take the stand in a pre trial hearing.

For reasons best known to himself, Michael Jackson arrived in a double decker bus.

Reports indicate that white was the dress code of the day for the family; co-ordinated wardrobes are so important at these events, don't you think?

Tom Sneddon and Tom Mesereau (Jackson's defence attorney) were not the pleasant towards each other, a tad testy so reports indicate.

The circus continues.

1 comment:

  1. I hope he gets sent to prison so we never have to hear from this no-talent bum ever again.

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