It seems that Michael Jackson has finally lost the plot.
Reports indicate that he wants to be able to approve court sketches drawn of him during his trial, and he even wants to handpick the court artist.
Apparently Jackson does not want to be made to look strange!
His worry is that he will be made to look like a freak; and he therefore wants the artist to portray him in a flattering light, much like a mediaeval monarch.
Needless to say the court are treating this request with the contempt that it deserves.
To vent my spleen for a minute, on this subject, it would seem that Jackson clearly has lost touch with reality.
He is facing charges for child molestation which, even in the rarefied and self centered world of the celebrity, should be a significant worry to him. Yet his prime concern is how a sketch artist will portray him.
He needs to get a serious grip on reality, and focus on priorities here.