Now there's a headline I didn't expect to write!
It seems that the veterinarian who cares for Michael Jackson's menagerie of exotic animals at Neverland is going to sue Jackson for unpaid bills.
Martin Dinnes, owner of Dinnes Memorial Veterinary Hospital, alleges that Jackson owes nearly $100K in unpaid bills.
Dinnes helped Jackson build up his collection of flamingoes, giraffes, elephants and orangutans.
I pity the poor animals.