Michael Jackson's Trials

Michael Jackson's Trials


The Ongoing Trials of The Late Michael Jackson

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Jackson Finds New Ways To Waste Money

Michael Jackson, despite his considerable financial difficulties, has found a new way to waste what little money he has left.

It is reported that he "spent a fortune" calling a premium rate phone line, to try to help his friend David Gest win the British reality TV show "I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here".

Needless to say, Jackson failed. There are, rather sadly, many thousands of brain dead idiots who are happy to waste their time and money watching and voting for the Z list "celebrities" that inhabit this swamp of a show. Hence the actions of one individual cannot really influence the outcome.

Gest was evicted from the jungle last week in fourth place.

Jackson's brother, Tito, is quoted as saying:

"It was such a shame David went out, but we think he did a great job. Michael voted for David to stay in. He spent a fortune."

What a waste of time and money!

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous4:24 AM

    im sure if one of your best friends was on the show you would vote for them too. even Michael Jackson is entitled to a little fun.