Michael Jackson's Trials

Michael Jackson's Trials


The Ongoing Trials of The Late Michael Jackson

Saturday, April 23, 2005

Beat It

The Lake Elsinore Storm, a baseball team, took the mickey out of Michael Jackson last night, when they appeared at their home stand.

They named the occasion the "King of Pop-Beat it Night". Fans were given a medical mask and white glove; the team mascot, Thunder, than appeared in gold shin guards and a rhinestone glove.

Jackson's music was played over the PA system, and members of Storm front office performed Thriller between innings.

There was a Neverland Ranch petting zoo, which contained stuffed animals. There was a "live" interview with Jackson, which in fact was a cunning re edit of old video clips and interviews.

Fans threw baby dolls and attempted to catch them in strollers on the third base line. Finally, Thunder appeared in the sky box dangling a miniature version of himself.

A good time was had by all.

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous3:23 PM

    i cant believe that anyone would go to that much trouble, time and expence to insult and degrade michael. i am disgusted that this shameless display of hatred even happened and i think each and everyone involved should be ashamed of themselves. if they thought it was funny, iv got news for them...IT WASNT!!!