Michael Jackson's Trials

Michael Jackson's Trials


The Ongoing Trials of The Late Michael Jackson

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Beatles Not For Sale

Despite recent media rumours, Michael Jackson is not interested in selling his stake in the Beatles' catalogue.

That at least is the reality according to Jackson's spokesperson, Raymone K. Bain:

"There is no truth to the rumor that Michael Jackson will be selling his Beatles catalogue...period..not back to Paul McCartney, or any other individual or entity. He has no intention, or interest, in selling his catalogue."

The question therefore arises, how does Michael Jackson intend to resolve his financial "difficulties"?

Monday, March 19, 2007

Ms Jackson Comes To Town

Michael Jackson popped into London over the weekend, but in an attempt to blend into the scenery he has checked into the Carlton Tower hotel under a false name:

"Ms Jackson"

Yes, that should do it!

In case that didn't quite give his presence away, he and his entourage took up the presidential suite (£3K per night) on the top floor.

Oddly enough, the media sussed out that he was in town.