Michael Jackson's Trials

Michael Jackson's Trials

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The Ongoing Trials of The Late Michael Jackson

Sunday, May 29, 2005

Sartorial Elegance

There is now speculation, amongst those with nothing better to do in their lives, as to what Michael Jackson will be wearing as and when the jury deliver their verdict at the end of his trial.

His tailors Michael Bush and Dennis Tompkins, who have been kitting out Jackson for 20 years, are sworn to secrecy.

Doubtless they are being inundated with enquiries.

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