Michael Jackson's Trials

Michael Jackson's Trials

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The Ongoing Trials of The Late Michael Jackson

Friday, August 28, 2009

Conspiracy Nonsense




The conspiracy loons are currently having a field day at the moment, as a video on You Tube allegedly shows a figure coming out of a coroner's van which the conspiracy theorists claim is the late Michael Jackson.

Doubtless these people, even if confronted with Jackson's corpse, will deny unto their own graves that he has died.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Frightfest

John Landis, director of "An American Werewolf" in London and Michael Jackson's "Thriller", stated on BBC Breakfast this morning that there will be a surprise for Michael Jackson fans at this weekend's Frightfest.

Frightfest is the UK's premiere fantasy and horror film festival and has been running for 10 years. It is taking place this weekend (27th - 31st August) at London's Empire Cinema with five days of premieres, previews, personal appearances, signings and surprises.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Homicide

The media reports that coroner office documents state that "lethal levels" of Propofol were found in Michael Jackson's corpse.

The reports also state that the coroner has concluded Jackson's death was homicide (note this includes manslaughter).

Jackson's doctor, Conrad Murray, has denied any wrongdoing.

Monday, August 24, 2009

Burial Postponed Again

The burial of Michael Jackson's corpse has been postponed again, this time to 3 September.

A cremation some time ago would have been far more dignified.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Dr Conrad Murray To Be Charged

The Telegraph reports that Michael Jackson's doctor, Conrad Murray, will be charged with manslaughter within the next two weeks.

Seemingly investigators were keen to initially charge him with second degree murder, but didn't think that the jury would convict him on that.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Frozen

The late Michael Jackson's corpse remains above ground and unburied, as the family are fearful of grave robbers. Seemingly, if the media reports are accurate, the embalmed corpse has been frozen.

Would it not be more dignified for him to be cremated?

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Money Rolls In

It seems that in death the late Michael Jackson is now finally making the kind of money that he and his hangers on dreamed of in the latter stages of his life.

The New York Times reports that:

"He has already earned $100 million through a film deal and various merchandising contracts, and the executors expect another $100 million to roll in by the end of the year."

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Tribute Concerts Cancelled

The two Michael Jackson tribute concerts, planned to be staged on August 29 and 30 at the London O2 arena, have been cancelled.

Seemingly promoters were unable to finalise deals with potential performers.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Please Sir, Can I Have Some More?

The media report that the once famous former child star, Mark Lester (now and osteopath), is claiming that he is the biological father of the late Michael Jackson's daughter Paris.

Lester, who once played Oliver Twist in "Oliver!", claims that he donated sperm for Jackson as a gift in 1996.

Lester claims that his own daughter, Harriet, looks similar to Paris.

Why does he need to use the media to stake a claim over paternity?

Tuesday, August 04, 2009

Custody Sorted

Katherine Jackson has been granted legal custody of Michael Jackson's children.

She contends that Jackson did not die of natural causes.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Autopsy Results Delayed

The BBC reports that the release of Michael Jackson's autopsy results have been delayed until next week.

Meanwhile The Telegraph reports that up to 20 doctors may face criminal charges, as a result of investigations into Jackson's death. Seemingly a massive trade in fraudulent prescriptions has been uncovered.

Hardly surprising, given the self indulgent nature of Hollywood

I wonder where all those celebs are going to get their fixes from now, if their compliant doctors are sent to jail?

Monday, July 27, 2009

Diamonds

According to the Guardian there are plans to convert the charred remains of the late Michael Jackson's hair (allegedly salvaged from the Pepsi commercial where it caught fire) into diamonds.

Much like certain religions that use fingernails etc from "saints", it appears that there are those who are keen to use whatever they can from Jackson in order to make money from the foolish and gullible.

Quite how stupid some people are never ceases to amaze me.